gay marriage? LEGAL? whats next? people’s happiness? letting people live their lives the way they want without it having any impact on your life? outrageous
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
one time I went grocery shopping with my moms friend and she’s an amputee so we parked in the handicap spot and then when we were leaving the car some white lady started screaming at her from across the lot saying she should be ashamed of herself for parking in a special stall when she’s perfectly healthy so my moms friend calmly removed her prosthetic hand and threw it at the lady